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Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.

I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.

by 209asian April 12, 2021


magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017


Raunchy Magician

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”

I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand

by Chancellor Rodriguez January 5, 2022

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Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.

“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023


Dick Magician

alex

“i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”

“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”

by $exyMagician$assistant October 22, 2022


Magicianed

A verb that refers to the Magician class in EverQuest. To be magicianed is to be nerfed into complete uselessness, much like the magician class in EverQuest.

Man, did you hear they nerfed Fan Shot? Pistoleers are totally magicianed now.

by alta March 14, 2004


Move-Magician

An expert at relocation, ready and willing to help a client with whatever they may need.

A singular point of contact; focused on being a client's champion, from start to finish, during a long distance move.

Makes moving magical.

Containerize-it has a team of Move-magicians that made my relocation so easy!

Nicole from Containerize-it is a Move-magician!

by Hi27898 April 25, 2021