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Absolute speed

Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.

That piece of paper travels through the multiverse space at absolute speed.

by Yesverymuch December 18, 2018


Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Better Than Cola, Mostly Used By Gopniks, Slavs And The Slav King Life Of Boris.

Vadim Blyat! He Stole All Of My Absolut Vodka!

by Annatoli December 5, 2019


Absolutely stunnin

Something that makes your eyes pop and your jaw drop out of amazement.

It was a view so sublime and (absolutely stunnin) I thought I had died and gone to heaven!

by Sillysox July 12, 2017


absolute bits

being in a state of foolishness, dissoray or confusion for a limited time period.

Today I was in absolute bits because I thought the orange I was eating was an apple.

by playcrossy December 22, 2010


absolute dolt

It is a person who is extremely intelligent, and very funny. Anyone who believes absolute dolt to be a derogatory term is a regular dult. Fuck you

He is an absolute dolt

by lolgae September 22, 2020


Absolute Nate

The act of shoving a fishing rod up another mans rectum and then removing the pole and cleaning any reminents with your mouth.

After fishing Joe gave Nick an absolute Nate in the bed of his truck.

by Donny spinoggle June 10, 2010


ali absolute

A YouTuber who has a fat cat and makes everyone laugh.

That boy is such a Ali absolute

by Average absolute January 10, 2022