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Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
Example 1
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
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These people originate on the Eastern coast of the USA. Often these individuals visit internet forums and post statements that make no sense and are of no relevance to the topic that is being discussed.
They have no control of their disorder and will stop at nothing to get another pointless sentance posted on some forum.
Quentin7234: Why did that guy just post on the forum that his dog doesn't eat sugar free biscuits, when this forum is about Battlefield 2?
Soothie1932: I think that guy is a "Forum Addict", he posts on average 43 times a day on this site and I am yet to see him make any sense.
Quentin7234: Well, I wish he would stop. He makes me uncomfortable.
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Snatch Addict-One who is addicted to the vagina. Consumed in the thought of the female sex.
<Snatch> noun - refering to the female genatalia (vulva/vagina)
<Addict> transitive verb - To occupy (oneself) with or involve (oneself) in something habitually or compulsively:
"I love Snatch, I am a Snatch Addict"
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A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.
Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.
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A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.
Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.
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A person who has a passion for candy, and craves it constantly. Often these people are bloggers or candy reviewers, but anyone can be a candy addict. Don't be fooled, stay above the influence of candy addicts.
"The candy addict had a collection of sweets tucked away in their car in case of emergencies"
"No wonder Steve got so fat, he's a total candy addict"
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1. Someone who is addicted to sex, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
1. "I can't believe I had sex with HIM last night...he has every STD known to man, and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a sex addict."
2. "Baby...it wasn't my fault I slept with your sister...I'm a sex addict...I can't help it.."
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