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the time a man spends searching for a condom when he is about to have an unanticipated sexual encounter. it is during this time that a man is particularly vulnerable to losing his erection and returning to heavy-dick or complete flaccidity
"I thought we were just gonna chill and watch movies, but she started kissing on my neck and shit. I could either take a chance and go raw or race against time and hope for the best."
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A band formed in 1991 who helped create the rock/rap genre along with Faith No More and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
See also THE GREATEST BAND EVER
Hey Joe, you know what rocks?
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SLUT.
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kids against cancer is a non-profit organization that raises money for children with cancer!
Victoria Tx. Relay for Life is another part of when we raise money for Kids Against Cancer.
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One of the most overrated bands in history. They got popular because they pushed left winged propaganda as shallow as the water in my toilet. Same as the Sex Pistols. That band 100% fucking sucked ass. They just got popular because they where so rebellious, something kids in their teenage years seem to love.
They also introduced the Che Guevara image to the kiddies. So we should thank them for the fact that people wear this cold-blooded murderer piece of shit that luckily got executed on their shirts these days.
Tom Morello was their lead guitar player, also way overrated. I hear that people call him the 'best guitar player ever'. Again, total bullshit. Hendrix, Van Halen, Gilmore and Jimmy Page's shoes have more talent then this guy. If you played the guitar yourself, you'd understand. All his neat solo's sound cool because they come out of stomp boxes you can buy in every music store. Really. This guy has the biggest effects chain i've ever seen.
This band proved that you don't need talent to become famous. If you make music that takes a piss on the govnerment and is left winged in general, there is a way bigger chance of success than if you acually have talent, but don't write songs about politics.
"greatest band ever?". Yea right. Led Zeppelin, RHCP, The Beatles, The Stones, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Pink Floyd, The Who, Tony Joe White, The Zombies, Tom Petty....(i could continue forever) Happen to forget about those?
Shit kid with Che Guevara t-shirt: Rage Against The Machine is the best band ever
Me: No, they weren't. If you think that, you deserve to get hit by a freight train.
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Fuck u there not corporate whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best fuckin band ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Only good rock-rap hybrid. It does not matter if you support their politics or not, you can't deny that they make good music and in the end thats the most important thing.
me "ratm rock fukkin hard"
townie "set me 50p blud"
me "no" machine-guns him to death
THEN LISTENS TO RATM
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Or H.A.P. Is an organisation that focuses on preserving the rights of hunters/fishers from the menacingly hypocritical P.E.T.A (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) OR as most people prefer, (People Eating Tasty Animals!). H.A.P. works hard to keep P.E.T.A. from screwing the World even more. They have their own website if you would like to sign up and help protect many's way of life!!!!!!!
www.huntersagainstpeta.com
"Hey! How can I stop the train wreck of crazy communists called PETA?! I want to preserve what me and my family cherish!"
"Well then, you may like the group called HAP, or Hunters Against PETA!"
"Ok, haha! Sounds good!"
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