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John SouthWest Airlines

John southWest Airlines is a anime nerd who can rock anyones world with his flight or stupidty. 10/10 airlines

Welcome to john southwest airlines

by Jhon southwest January 20, 2022


Sunshine Airlines

One of the best Airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom

I trust sunshine airlines

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021


IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019


Airlined

What happens when one is either delayed, stranded, stripped of his baggage, or otherwise screwed by an airline due to mechanical, crew, baggage, or customer service issues.

Man, I just got airlined again. I'm delayed for 10 hours!

by rldangles July 23, 2013


Delta Airlines

the airline that gives 10,000 USD using literal APPLE PAY!?!
the airline that delayed over 1,000 flights.
THE MOST OVERRATED AIRLINE IN AMERICA

Dummy1: Ay, u flying Delta Airlines today
Person that is "flying" : They canceled my flight, I AM RAGING. NEVER AGAIN!

by BARK July 03, 2022


Spirit Airlines

A terrible airline reviled by everybody in the world

Aw shit, I have to fly Spirit Airlines.

by sleep deprived nerd October 10, 2023


Pinochet Airlines

Airline founded by former Chilean President Augusto Pinochet. Luxury services marketed primarily to Marxist rebels included tours of the Pacific Ocean and Andes peaks. Such travelers enjoyed these excursions so much they never came back.

That Chilean commie's about to take a one-way flight on Pinochet Airlines.
Pinochet Airlines - catering to and creating good communists for decades.

by TANSTAAFL1 June 09, 2025