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A Charlotte Airport is a form of flaking where someone tells you they will be there in a certain amount of time, and then extends it, and repeats this process. Sometimes they will show up.
The origin is believed to come out of an experience where someone was informed at an airport in Charlotte, NC, that their flight would be delayed for 10 minutes. This process was repeated for roughly 40 minutes.
Bones pulled a Charlotte Airport on her when he said he'd be there in 10 minutes, then said he had an appointment that he forgot about, then said he'd be there in an hour.
The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.
I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.
When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk
A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.
"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."
Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.
Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.
Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
Banging your boyfriend while watching planes fly
Cmon Amanda, we all know what “At the airport, getting my family from Boston” means.
First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.