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lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.
Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.
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Co-owner of adeline records and adeline street clothing also wife of Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong. She is so beautiful and teenie boppers you are not in competition with Adrienne so do not start thinking that Billie Joe is about to divorce her and marry you!!!
Person 1. I met Billie Joe Armstrong last night and he said he said going to leave his wife to marry me.
Person 2. Shut up you stupid bitch Billie Joe said that Adrienne Armstrong is the only woman he will ever love.
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When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.
bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
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Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.
She was so turned on she went lance armstrong on me after just five minutes.
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the gay toy with a plastic head and a rubber suit thats filled w/ some fukin nasty gooey stuff, and when u try to stretch it too far, it explodes and hardens over all of ur things.
I was playing with my stretch armstrong when it pop and got its goop shit in my eye, causing temporary blindness and extreme pain
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Adrienne Armstrong is wife of Billie Joe Armstrong as of 1994, they were wed in a short 5 minute service and stayed at the Berkely hotel/motel/lodge which was 5 minutes away from Billie's house!
She a darn pretty chick with a sweetheart personality. She has hair you would give your 1st son for and the fashion sense of a god! She's radder than rad and awesomely strong for putting up with all the rock star bull. God praise her! She was also sent from the heavens to turn little straight girls Bi with her amazing good looks. She rocks for putting up with all those fuckin' teenies that want her dead!
Loser: EwMyGAwD! As iF BiLlIe jOe LiKeS hEr ShEs So UgLy!AdRiEnNe ArMsTrOnG sUcKs!
Awesome person: Go fuck yourself teenie! They love each other! Just because she doesn't look like a Barbie! We love adrienne armstrong!
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the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.
After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!
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