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Bacon

The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)

"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)

by Mr Butlick November 5, 2015


Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020


Baconator

Alternative pronunciation for an extremely long last name (i.e. Bocanegra, Brickowski, Badagliacca).

Brijanna Baconator?
It's Bocanegra.
Yeah, OK, your name is too hard to say, so you're Baconator.

by lkombat November 20, 2010

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Bacon

v. The present act of eating bacon. Can be used in past, present, or future tense: Ex. "baconing", "baconed", or "will bacon".

Tim: What are you going to do today?
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!

Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!

by pseudonym778 August 6, 2012

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Baconator

A delicous burger sold at Wendy's, consisting of 2 beef patties, 6 pieces of bacon, a ton of cheese, ketchup, and mayonaisse. While this burger makes a delicious and nutricious meal, it also makes for a great sexual experience while warm, due to the warmth and natural greasiness of the sandwich.

Man, my dad was so drunk and horny last night he made love to a baconator. He woke up with a full belly, empty balls, and ketchup all over his tighty whitey's.

by crazy legz August 18, 2009

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bacon

Thick, delicious strips of pork after they are fried. Also known as "a heart attack on a plate".

"Hey man, guess what I had for breakfast today?"
"I don't know, man. What is it?"
"Eggs and a whooooole lot of bacon."
"Man, you just ate a heart attack on a plate."

by asdfkrkawj August 19, 2011

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baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 6, 2009

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