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1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
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Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.
Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state
Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed
Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......
Mer: Nice job shes hybernating
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A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long
Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him
A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.
Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?
a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does
indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit
A woman with little to no “down there hair”
“ Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”