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Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
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The corruption that occurs to something when it it gets tainted by something else.
Trump winning the presidency through the electoral college is a bastardization of true democracy.
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As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,
i.e. Bastard Spoon
Bastard Octopi
Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi
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The act of acting like a bastard.
What's up with George today? He's acting like an asshole.
Don't mind him, he just has a slight case of Bastarditis.
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1. The illegitimate child of a king or queen (usually king )
2. A child born to parents that are not married; wedlock
1. King Francis's bastard son Jon
2. The poor bastard doesnt even know her father
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If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.
"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."
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