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when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.
Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.
Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.
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Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.
Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*
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a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.
i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick
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Giving head with cold hands and using lots of teeth.
Mary gives polar bear head. It's so bad!
Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.
He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.
The worst kind of blowjob: cold hands, lots of teeth.
My girl's the worst when it comes to blowjobs. She only gives me polar bear head!
When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.
"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows."
Cold hands, lots of teeth.
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