when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.
Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.
Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.
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Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.
Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*
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a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.
i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick
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A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.
Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.
Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.
Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot
Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear
An area that is soooo cold, that it is probably the temperature that arctic bears would like to keep their home.
"Let's crank up the heat, it's like a polar bear living room in here!!"
An act in which the participant stirs a stiff cold drink with their dick for their fuck buddy while maintaining a erection until their fuck buddy finishes the drink
you hear Jimmy tried the polar bear challenge? Well he's no longer seeing Ashley now.