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When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time
My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.
Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth
Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth
Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.
It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.
Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.
Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!
The area code of the city you were born in. Sometimes you can use the city you grew up in if you lived there for most of you life.
303, 813, 305, 718 are examples of birth codes
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when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine
its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth
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It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.
Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!
They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
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