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when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.
i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.
When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time
My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.
Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth
Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth
When a lady gets in a pool or a tub with her lady friend to give birth and shits in the water. Sometimes referred to as “two girls one poop.”
My wife Jenn was in the birthing Poolp (formerly known as our garden tub) in labor and her and her friend were just splashing around in the poop waiting for the baby to swim out.
The area code of the city you were born in. Sometimes you can use the city you grew up in if you lived there for most of you life.
303, 813, 305, 718 are examples of birth codes
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when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine
its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth
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It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.
Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!
They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
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