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Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.
Person number 1
"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2
"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."
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The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard
Dude the party last night was insane, i heard some girl was blizzard shitting all over the walls
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When you stick a 2g cocaine rock in a Brazilian bitch's ass and let her fart it out on your face.
Fuck. I waste so much cocaine doing a Brazilian Blizzard, but it's totes mcgoats worth it.
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five guys stand over a girl and shave their pubes so they fall on the girl's face and then the guys cum all over her face so it looks like an oreo blizzard.
Mikehey have you given anyone an oreo blizzard yet?
Millimeter Matt yeah me and my buddies got this asian real good.
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When a guy and a small child looking man go into the bathroom of a KFC together. The tall man ingests 200 grams of cocaine and then has the small man rub his balls on his stomach. After 30 seconds of this, the tall man will proceed to ejaculate 200 grams of dry cocaine all over the KFC walls therefore creating the Portuguese Blizzard.
Yo dad follow me into the KFC bathroom so I can show you how to make The Portuguese Blizzard
The end result of a person who just received a face full of one's ejaculation.
"Damn, that girl is sexy as f*ck! I would love to give her a 'sticky blizzard'!
Outdoor naked hot-tubbing during a snow storm
We are totally going to sizzle blizzard over winter break.