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A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!
Jane: Screw you, dick.
Dipping Skoal while getting a blumpkin.
Ashley wanted to give Brad a blumkin, but before she started he threw in a Skoal Classic and got a Skoal Blumpkin.
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Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.
While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
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A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.
Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.
Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.
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A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.
That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin
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The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.
Betsy Stonehands gave the dirty hitchhiker a berry blumpkin while en route to Birmingham, Alabama.
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A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
Lets go to blumpkin county Georgia, & get blumpkins