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a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.
Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!
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UK slang meaning "the best".
If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.
My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.
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This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.
Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.
Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.
Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
Men in clothing that unashamedly displays the male equivalent of camel's toe; an unnecessary display of the outline of genetalia. Far too much information for a civilised audience.
In commenting upon a picture of 70s band Bay City Rollers: "I only remember them in tartan. In that pic they appear somewhat bollock-conscious. Not pleasing...."
The term is an extension of its former expression 'Bollocking' Used to thoroughly inform and highlight a person’s ill behaviour, raising awareness in order to prevent the action from occurring again in the future.
When paired ‘Ramshack’ indicates the issues raised are far beyond repair, alternatively it may refer to complete insolence in ones errors.
“My boss gave me a proper RamShack Bollocking yesterday.”
“I can’t believe Bert defecated in your oven”
“I know, he’s getting a right RamShack Bollocking when I see him.”
Hey you shouldnt watch TV in the bath, monkey bollocks.
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British term referring to anyone or anything that is of top quality. Can also be referred to as the mutt's nuts or the pup's plums. Not to be confused with bollocks.
"That goal was the dog's bollocks!"
"He is the dog's bollocks."
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