Clark Broke

The art of carrying around a ziplock bag of change. Being extremely broke.

I'd really like to go out with my friends tonight but I'm Clark broke.

broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

homie broke

Homeboy who's secretly gay. On the down low tip.

homie broke has been calling me a fag for years and then got caught making out with a dude. wtf.

broke bread

To share, to split, to divide

"Bitch, I broke bread with you! I don't owe you nothin!"

Broke as joke

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.

Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.

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Broke the Internet

An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much

like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'

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broke as hell

(adj): to be broke, in the figurative language, to the equivalent of the extremes of hell.

Tony is unable to pay rent for he is broke as hell.

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