Bunk as Fuck

An alternative to the phrase "Dumb as Fuck."

Rico: Did you see Deena's hoop nose ring? It totally clashes with her blonde hair. It looks Bunk as Fuck.

Tito: Yea, she don't look slammin' like Samantha who has a hot stud nose ring.

RIco: Bleep Deena. Let's go hang with our dego brothers.

Bunk Beds

When one sits face to face with another on the toilet…legs spread on the bottom bunk, so that defecation and urination can occur between the legs from the top participate.

Hey, wanna go bunk beds to save some time?

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hot bunking

is a common practice (often found on board naval submarines) where several people share the same bed. When the next person swaps out for work, the person laying down finds that the bed is still warm from the prior user, hence the term hot bunking.

I hate hot bunking with you because you smell.

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bunk sesh

You and your buddies getting plastered drunk inside a bunker on a golf course, usually done by ratty teenagers that leave the beer cans everywhere for the workers to clean up.

"Hey Ben wanna have a bunk sesh"

bunk rat

Generation y women who only date/sleep around with military guys. Usually these women are vain and ice queens.

That hoe is such a bunk rat. Shes slept with every guy in the military.

Done a Bunk

V. To escape or flee under incriminating circumstances.

"He has, to use the common phrase, done a bunk," replied Professor McGonagall, and a great cheer erupted from the Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws." From Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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Dirty Bunk

When someone knowingly hands you a beat bowl.

Damnit, Danielle! You dirty bunked me didn't you?!