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The most powerful, BADDEST bitch in the whole series. She is the true headmaster of Hogwarts and deserves the best. She is the truest Griffindor, mother-like, and fighter in the books and on screen. She is the mother we all want and the best goddamn teacher in the world. The baddest of all time.
Student: is the the BADDEST BITCH Professor Mcgonagall.
Other student: Yes! She is the best isn’t she, right!
The act of licking your butthole, or someone else's butthole, and then licking the excess shit off of your mouth.
Person 1: Yo dude, wanna try mcgonagalling?
Person 2: wtf no
One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.
Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..
Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!
Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.
Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...
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Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.
Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.
Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.
Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.