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1. (n) Slang word for taking a shit that builds upon itself as you shit out more and more
Be right back guys, I gotta go build a log cabin
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I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin
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A failed attempt at a Dutch Oven which results in the culprit shitting the bed with the victim still under the sheets.
I tried to give the wife a Dutch Oven, but i tried to hard and gave her a Log Cabin
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A group of homosexual Americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
"Hello! I'm Milt, and I'm here for the Republican Victory Party!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
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When a man performs an incest threesome with his sister and mother on the hardwood floor of a log cabin in the anal depths of the forests of lawrenceburg, tennessee. this act is commonly performed by tom lyons
ME: Yo tommy boy i heard you tennessee log cabined with erin and mama lyons
TOM: yea man i jizzed all over that hardwood floor. oh and ricky rubio is a beast look at his stats.
ME: Lyons shut the fuck up just look at you you are a mess.
TOM: well at least im not a jew
SIYA: OHHHHHHH SHITTT NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN MY BASEMENT!!
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1. An apocryphal character in Captain Pugwash, along side Seaman Stains, Master Bates.
2. An obscene and most likely illegal game played in the Navy.
1. "Where's Roger the Cabin Boy? Har har har!"
2. "They were only playing Roger the Cabin Boy in there!"
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A group of individuals, who happen to be gay, but still support the beliefs of the Republican Party, becuase in their eyes, it is more important to focus on larger issues that affect the whole nation, and save the minor details for a later time.
Log Cabin Republician: Hey, I'm gay, and a republician.
Ingorant A**hole: Ain't that a paradox
Log Cabin Republician: No, it's called not focusing on issues that only affect me, but instead looking for my fellow man by not voting for a douchbag.
Ingorant A**hole: I don't get it.
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