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Thinks Conner is a piece of shit but he gives him cereal so
"Caden is the next ricegum but not really"
"Shut up Shelly"
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A small gay child that has had a 500 IQ since he came into this world. He is believed to be the first person who has never lost his virginity in his whole life. He also invested all of his money to buy a pure gold calculator. His lenses of his glasses are bigger than his small dick. He calculated the volume of the entire grand canyon in 1 minute. His nickname will forever be NERD.
Oh wow look at that gay nerd kid with a tiny dick I think his name is caden
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Caden: I like ____
Sane Human beings: No, you suck
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A pussy ass bitch who spends all his time playing fortnite with his piece of shit friends
“Have you seen Caden?”
“No, he’s playing fortnite”
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A kind and sexy friend. He is awkward, but is popular in his group. Not the most athletic, but has a giant brain.
If you have a Caden as your friend, you are the luckiest person on Earth.
He is attractive and likes kind and beautiful people.
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I’m friends with a Caden and let me tell you:
HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
Me: Uh, what is Caden doing?
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
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