Melvin Capital

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.

Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Rainbow Capitalism

The action of companies pretending to support LGBT+ communities and/or specifically making merchandise for more profit.

These big companies just show rainbow capitalism and aren’t actually helping the LGBT+ community.

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Capital Camps

A Jewish camp in Waynesboro Pennsylvania known for rich Jewish kids who spend their days at camp ignoring Jewish practices, and hooking up.

Boy 1- "Ayyyy brOoooO! Me and this girl hooked up behind Yotvata last night!"
Boy 2- "AYyy that shit fire brooooo!"
Boy 1- "I know right!!! The village leader didn't even catch us!"
Boy 2- "Yoooo thats sick bro! Tell me more at b'yachad!"

Boy 1- " I love capital camps!"

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capital malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.

"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

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Capital One

The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.

I open my mailbox every day and I get at least one Capital One letter every fucking day.

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Capital STEEZ

A great rapper that unfortunately committed suicide before his career even started.

Look up Capital STEEZ on YouTube.

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pussy capital

Attributes allowing one to have sexual relations with woman.

With David Beckham's pussy capital it amazes me that he is married to that robot looking bitch.