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They tried to look cute with there belly on top, trying to make you rub its belly, but in reality, they were seeking their
victim before it turns into a killing machine!!
Don't even think about rubbing the cat's belly. It'll kill you! ( Cats R evil )
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A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.
"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.
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Cats are not dogs. Dogs are not cats. That should be enough information for you, n00b!
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Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.
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A gay, hedonistic proto-dog. The cat is probably the only untamed domestic animal as it has no need for humans, only uses them in the facilitating of its ritualistic food, sleep, and orgy habits.
The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.
The cat will eat you when you die alone in your apartment.
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