Choad

A penis that is wider than it is longer. So short and fat in other words.

"Phillip Gaideski you have a choad"

"Yeah i know i cant help that my penis is fat and short"

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Choad

Also see definitions for chode

"Shaddup, you stupid choad."

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Choad

James the Enchanter

James is a Choad because he won't go to a strip club (his wife won't let him)

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choading

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."

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choads

More then one Choad.

Those dudes are fucking choads

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Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

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Choad

a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.

"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"

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