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The day you recieve tons of gifts from your rich friends and family. Otherwise, it's just another holiday about Jesus.
I got my bling-bling on christmas.
Christmas: Happy birthday Corporate America! Here's all of our money for that stuff you sell us that's intentionally manufactured with defects and poor materials to make us continually buy more of your shitty products.
A fictional orange fish which can survive out of water for several minutes, having the capacity to switch off it's robotic gills and energise it's livo-tron (also known as a Jesus). Commonly confused with goldfish but differences in size must be accounted for, as christmas tend to be several times larger than the average goldfish. The eggs of these creatures are called 'presents'.
The true meaning of Christmas.
A holiday on the 25th of December. It is originally meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but in recent times has also become a secular holiday of sorts, with Santa Claus as its icon. The celebration of Christmas varies between cultures form highly religious to highly secular, but in the West it is usually a combination. Some say, with good reason, that it has become overly commercial. Though its commercialization is parallel to its secularization, it is not an unavoidable result of secularization.
The best motherfucking day of the year.
Dude, it's like Christmas in July!
The release date of Alien vs Predator Requiem (AVP-R)
Person 1: What are you doing on Christmas?
Person 2: Oh, you know, spending some time with the family. You?
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm going to see AVP-R.
December the twenty-fifth.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!