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surf clam

a sko that you meet on the beach and take up to your room immediately

Hey did you see him taking that surf clam up to the room? He gonna FUCK THAT PUSS!

by ILoveSkos March 30, 2009


Clam Convention

The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.

"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."

by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010


razor clam

A hot but frigid chick's pussy.

Meygahn's hot, but she probably has a razor clam--that bitch will cut your dick right off.

by Merkin Donor II March 13, 2008


happy as a clam

To be exceedingly happy and content.
The full phrase is "happy as a clam at high tide." Clams can only be dug up at low tides, so at high tide a clam is safer and secure, so therefore, happy.

Everything in my life seems to be going great; I'm happy as a clam.

by weijajo April 07, 2009


clam spreading

When a girl spreads her legs apart taking up a lot of space.

I was sitting next to this girl who was clam spreading on the subway.

by joshthephotographer138 June 24, 2016


Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017


clam clapping

An intense version of the scissor technique used by lesbians. The two girls would crisscross their legs and pound away accordingly.

Sarah and Laura were caught clam clapping before their softball game.

by ILearnedFromLesbians August 11, 2014