When a girl spreads her legs apart taking up a lot of space.
I was sitting next to this girl who was clam spreading on the subway.
Where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed.
My liver is hurting, its time to go Colorado straight edge.
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When you have a job with an important title but you don't do anything.
I was Vice Presidenting today at work.
A worthless dude a girl is staying with just because he has good abs.
Can Mitch fix the heater? No he is the abs of the house.