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Either when someone is jacking you off or fingering you with long nail and they scratch you
I think Sara intentionally raptors clawed me last night still hurts
An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.
Synonymous with a starving bearver.
Carried out through the act of "raking"
Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .
Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the desert bro. These tires are massive in size, and prestine in appearance, due to the fact that they never see off road conditions. They are often jet black, glazed in tire gloss, and unevenly worn due to bad toe in from cheap lift kit installations.
Check out the haha claws on that brodozer. Do you really need those just to get to the No Fear outlet?
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The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!"
I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.
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The act of assembling 1000 gorillas with sausage-like fingers, and having them all stick their claws in someones colon at the same time. Painful thrashing from the gorillas is inevitable.
Guy 1 - "Dude I'm sorry, I used your girlfriend as my bank girl"
Guy 2 - "I summon a thousand silver-backs, to bring my revenge, and ape claw this heretic"
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While having sex doggie style, shove your thumb up the ass and fan up the rest of the fingers like a fin. Then as her back arches and she lets 'ee-ee-ee' squeel, claw up your fingers grab her ass, keeping the thumb inserted.
I was screwing the old lady and wanted to her her squeel so I gave her the dolphin claw
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When a female's camel toe becomes so intolerably huge and prominent, it can no longer be called a camel toe because it is an insult to camels with feet everywhere.
Person 1: Someone should tell Maggie that she's too big to be wearing those spandex shorts. She's having a major camel toe.
Person 2: Don't bring the camels into this- what Maggie has is a dragon claw.
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