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Sacrificing sleep for everything and sacrificing everything to sleep at the same time.
Jack had 5 assignments due so after being practically asleep for the whole day, he decided to pull an all nighter.
At 1:00 AM realizing that he can't get shit done, Jack decided to sleep instead.
Jason: " Hey Jackie, what were you doing yesterday?"
Jack: " College, man."
A place you go to get bankrupted with fees
People get broke because of college fees
The biggest scam in US history where they set you up to enter corporate slavery and teach you nothing about finances
Tony: Dude, I’m literally like 100,000 dollars in debt
Jackson: What happened? Did you go to college?
Tony: Yep
Jackson: Ooff. Good luck paying that shit off
A financial institution that will take all your fucking money and will force you to sell your semen for cash to be able to buy ramen noodles.
College is a hoe
That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.
Guy: What are you studying in college?
Girl: Criminal Justice
Guy: Awesome
It’s that magical place your parents tell you to go when you’re little or else you’ll be starving, broke, and homeless when you get older. When you get into college you realize it isn’t as amazing as everyone makes it out to be, and you just have to brave it out for the next ten years until you get a Masters or PhD, or try and go a different route and find work in a non-traditional career.
“My parents told me I have to go to college or else I’ll be living in a box under the freeway since no one will hire me.”
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Where everyone's a drunken whore bitch.
Minnesota State University Mankato College.
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