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An implantable brain chip that can enable people to use their neural activity to wirelessly operate computers and mobile devices. Neuralink Corp was founded by Elon Musk.
Tim: Yo dude, you hear about how Elon Musk put a chip in a monkey's brain and got it to play Pong telepathically?
John: Yeah dude, Elon is always doing some crazy futuristic shit. This whole Neuralink thing is sci-fi asf
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The biggest scam in US history where they set you up to enter corporate slavery and teach you nothing about finances
Tony: Dude, Iâm literally like 100,000 dollars in debt
Jackson: What happened? Did you go to college?
Tony: Yep
Jackson: Ooff. Good luck paying that shit off
Basically AIDS 2.0, but having all the symptoms of chicken pox
Timmy: Dude, I think I might have monkeypox
Sam: Okay, well no touching tips for a month then
This is the illusion the majority of basic girls on Instagram and Tinder create in their pictures to make it appear as if they have a phat ass. Generally these girls will bend their bodies close to a 90 degree angle (practically breaking their back) or stick one of their legs out to achieve this illusion. They also will only take pictures from the side or from any other strange angle that can create such an illusion.
John: Dude, this chick looks hot as hell. Look at her ass! I should definitely swipe right
Brad: No, swipe left. She only took pics from side and sheâs bending in all her pictures. She has an illusory phat ass
The feeling you get when you are high
David: Howâs the weed man?
Greg: Duuuuude, this shit has my soul smiling