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It's the period of time spent in deep sleep after playing a video game nonstop for many hours. Leaving them unawakable until mid afternoon.
Billy's missed his bus to school. Oh, he's in a gamer's coma after playing video games till early morning.
When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.
Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.
When a person becomes so utterly absrobed by texting another indiviual on their phone, all bodily functions and contact with the outside world ceases, and thus the body is in a 'coma' state until the text is completed to an adequate level and sent.
Man: Lovely weather we're having.
Woman: 'Silence'
Man: LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
Woman: Sorry? I was in a text-coma lol.
The state of numb, foggy inattention achieved when placed on hold with a business/hotel/airline for more than 35 minutes.
I totally got lulled into the Muzak Coma so bad that I actually had to *SMH* and regroup when the agent finally answered my call in the queue.
The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.
I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!
When something makes you so salty that you fall into a coma.
"Damn, Devyn was so salty she fell into a salt coma during art class!"
After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.
I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.
I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.