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when a woman is having menstral cramps along with burning sensation in vag area due to dirty disease such as herpes etc.
Oh Man I saw this hooker last night she was itchin her cooch and bled through her panties. It looked like that bitch had nasty case of cramp-fire, man!
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A party pooper, someone who feels the need to bring everybody down by being annoying or responsible.
After a few beers at lunch, some buzz cramp has to remind us to go back to work and get some work done.
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When your lips stay puckered from too many blow jobs
Dan will you cumulative already it's been 2 hours I'm getting blowers cramp.
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When you see a woman who always has her mouthopen. Also described as a mouthbreather.
Look at that bitch she cant close her mouth she must have a mean cocksucker cramp.
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1)Death cramps is the feeling a girl gets when their on there period.
2) The feeling of death after you eat a whopper, and a mcdonalds big mac.
"I has me some death cramps, damn you god. Why must you curse us?"
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an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.
"chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps
chuck-lazy
timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
timmy-well....well
chuck-lazy
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A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
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