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The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.
Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!
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Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)
An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.
Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?
You mean the yellow faux jepe.
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A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower
Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.
That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it
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A large, round butt.
syn: juicy backside, badonkadonk,
gotta get those tight leggin's to show off my ghetto cruiser!
Dang!!! check out the ghetto cruiser on that chick!
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A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.
I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser
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"FJ CRUISER", better known by its real non-abbreviated name, the Fag Jeep Cruiser... Is a cheap Toyota Jeep knock off. It was specifically designed for those with less testicular fortitude than Jeep owners. It's best known to be seen driven by girly men who want it known that their anus is open for business. It is also commonly driven by Brazilians.
"I drive an FJ CRUISER and have a small penis"
"I drive an FJ CRUISER because I'm not man enough to drive a Jeep"
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A modest attempt at Art Deco stylings on an affordable car. Its steep lines and smooth ride make it ultimate transport for driving to Fire Island.
Surfer Wannabe: Damn, that PT Cruiser almost looks like a woodie from a great distance.
Surfer Wannabe's Friend: PT Cruisers are very popular in South Beach & Fire Island.
Surfer Wannabe: Hmmm. Maybe I'll stick with my Hyundai.
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