Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.

"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"

cheese curl

the action of shoving your finger into someones butthole.

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walking up behind your girlfriend and shoving that sucker right in there then saying cheese curl in a high pitched voice, if youd like.

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midnight curls

late night arm curls leading to self gratification....jacking off

Chase needs to work on alternating arms with his midnight curls cause the one-sided jackin's got his right arm twice the size of his left.

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brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

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toe curling

1. Getting some dick to mouth kisses
2. Hot blows

1. Your buddy says he brings his girlfriend along while cut hay so he's not alone, but we all know he's really toe curling in there.

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curling iron

An object that the chair leg girl, ( a girl from Miramichi, New Brunswick that stuck a chair leg up her vag and then sent the picture around to everyone) stuck up her vagina for pleasure and then told everyone. Also an item that you can curl your hair with (:

Oh that curling iron feels so good ! but i can also curl my hair with it !

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Curl Girl

Proper noun: A female that only goes out with players of the up-and-coming Olympic sport of Curling.

Example 1: "Alice is such a Curl Girl. She's gone out with 3 of the 4 players on our Curling team."
Example 2: "She wanted to date an Olympian, so she played the odds and became a Curl Girl."

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