Damn, a lasagna

An expression used normally when witnessing something shocking, or something peculiar and out of the ordinary. It is almost used to distract from the situation.

1 : "It was a joke, don't take it seriously!"
2: "It's too late for jokes"
3: "Damn, a lasagna"

damn that sucks

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond

Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks

poetically damned

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*

damn dood

When you fuck up on something and you have nothing to say but, "damn dood"

I'm going in... (Bang, bang, bang,) -dead-... Damn dood.

the damn train

What CJ had to follow

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

Van Damned

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

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DAMN DADDY

WHEN A GUY LO0K SO GOOD, I MEAN SO GOOD H3 MAK3 YOU SAY DAMN DADDY.

DAMN DADDY YOU HELLA S3XY.

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