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Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.
Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
someone who’s into really like aggressive music and got mentally ill from metal idk
bob: is jayden okay?
tim: no hes metallica deranged
An expression of the utmost dignity and grace, not to be mistaken for projection when used to characterize a perceived enemy.
“I don’t know what Kellyanne did to her deranged loser of a husband,” the president tweeted, “but it must have been really bad.”
Andkon Derangement Syndrome (ADS) is a serious mental health disorder that impairs and damages the Limbic system of the brain causing intense effects such as seething, malding, balding, schizophrenia, obsession and paranoia often shown as hatred towards the prolific individual called Andkon's Reich and his ideals.
Those who suffer from Andkon Derangement Syndrome may say things like:
"Andkon's a Jew, Mulatto, Nonwhite"
or any other derogatory conspiracy theory directed or implied towards Andkon's Reich
A psychological condition characterized by an extreme and irrational aversion towards individuals who abstain from consuming onions. Individuals afflicted with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) display symptoms of severe derangement, often exhibiting fits of frustration, anger, or rage when confronted with someone who declines food containing onions or inquires about its onion content. This syndrome manifests as an exaggerated emotional response, leading affected individuals to lash out or become agitated in situations involving onions or onion-related dietary choices.
Despite Sarah's best efforts to politely decline dishes containing onions, her colleague Betty often succumbs to Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS), erupting into fits of frustration whenever Sarah's dietary preferences are mentioned.
Tom's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) became evident at the dinner party when he aggressively berated his friend for refusing to taste the onion-laden appetizer.
Jenny's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) reached a peak when her roommate opted not to order pizza with onions, prompting a vicious outburst about culinary preferences.
The online forum erupted into chaos when a user with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) attacked another member when they suggested a recipe should not include onion, sparking an all caps meltdown about dietary choices.
The act of making things up to create a enormous amount of attention only to have to admit you are lying within 24 hours. Also know as Fake News, CNN’s Little Brother or BFDS.
Did you hear about those high school kids that surrounded an Indian tribe and threatened them all with slurs and violence? Next day.... You must suffer from Buzz Feed Derangement Syndrome, did you not research before you told everyone that crap?
Also known as TDS
It is a pejorative term for criticism or negative reactions which changes depending on who uses it
It was originally created by Trump supporters to refer to those who dislike Trump, but now it is also used by those who don't like him to refer to those who like him
When used by Trump supporters -
a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason
seeing everything he does or his supporters say as negative and extreme, and blindly follow anyone who doesnt like him such as Democrats or Liberals
When used by people who don't like Trump - A medical condition that affects Trump Supporters which causes them to believe his tens of thousands of lies, accept multiple unsupported conspiracy theories, and blindly follow him and people who agree with him such as Republicans
In other words
An ad hominem to criticize people who don't align with an individuals views
When Used by people who dont like Trump: Did you see the January 6 riots, those people there really suffer from a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome
When used by the Trump Supporters: Did you see what the Left did what they are saying, they really suffer from a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome
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