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A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;
I hear Dori is a dry cactus with her boyfriend
The act of sneaking up on someone, pulling down your pants, and spreading your butt cheeks. Once you are in position get the persons attention and then defecate once they look in your direction.
The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.
A poop prank.
The camping trip was going great until Mike dry spiced on the camp fire. We had to move to a different camp site because nothing smells worse than burning shit.
When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.
Dude, I was sitting in chemistry when out of nowhere I got a dry boner.
Hitting an e-cig when the e-liquid runs out, causing a unforgivable high-temperature burning in the lungs.
John: Hey Ziggy try out my new mod...
(takes a dry hit)
Ziggy: You son of a bitch, that shit was dry!! OUCH!
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The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"
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Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.
You and your homeboy get pulled over
Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
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