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A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
When a girl performs oral sex on a boy when he still has his pants on, much like an OTPHJ(over the pants handjob).
My buddy Jared told me he was hooking up with a chick and very excited when she went down on him, but ended up confused and disappointed when she gave him dry dome.
A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;
I hear Dori is a dry cactus with her boyfriend
Hitting an e-cig when the e-liquid runs out, causing a unforgivable high-temperature burning in the lungs.
John: Hey Ziggy try out my new mod...
(takes a dry hit)
Ziggy: You son of a bitch, that shit was dry!! OUCH!
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The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"
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Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.
You and your homeboy get pulled over
Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
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