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Rediculous. Elvis Presley was clearly a man who loved his shoes. He valued the smartness of his blue ones so much that he'd prefer physical abuse, slander and destruction of his personal affects rather than risk scuffing his precious brushed leather footwear.
Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes because it's just not funny, ok? They were a gift from Hank Williams.
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The king of rock n’ roll. Possibly the greatest man who ever existed. One of my friends from school told me that her friend’s great grandmother was in a movie with this legend.
“Elvis Presley is f**king lit!”
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this is a condition defined by people who look frighteningly like Elvis Presley but strongly deny it.
'Has anyone ever said your looked like Elvis Presley'??
this is when the Elvis syndrome sufferer gets angry and starts to display V signs with his fingers and rolling his eyes
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When taking a dump in a public bathroom, and you don't want your cheeks to hit the toilet seat, squat down with hands spread out in the air to mimic the flying elvis parachuters from Honeymoon in Vegas
After a delicious double portion of habanaro chili for lunch, Ricky decided to take the 1:30 train home. While buying his ticket, he experienced a sharp pain in his colon as a liquid tail was brewing. Thankfully, being trained with the Flying Elvis technique, he was able to utilize the public restroom facilities without the indignity of his ass cheeks touching the seat
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Crushing up a pill into a fine powder and encasing it in a dissovable vessel which is swallowed for rapid absorption.
Yo man me and my nigga D-Rok crushed up 'dem Norcos and had ourselves a flying elvis, we got hella cross faded NUKKA!
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The man that got much credit and was named the "king of rock n roll" by society due to the fear of Chuck Berry's uprising as the pioneer of rock n' roll. People did not want African-Americans to have credit for anything important, therefore this action was taken.
Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" is one of rock's greatest innovations. Elvis Presley doesn't hold a candle.
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