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Where a female stripper shoots a peeled hard boiled egg out of her coochie with such force that it lands in one of t
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.
I've only seen the. Erotic egg toss once. This was at a stripper bar 🤣 called the stoplight on kapiolani avenue in Honolulu hawaii.
A condition where-by attempting unusual sexual practices, incapacitates the subject through anxiety and/or headaches.
Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.
Jack: Oh! did you manage the anal headstand
maneuver with Kate after?!
Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/
To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.
At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!
An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.
Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.
When you die on the toilet jacking one off but you die instead
He suffered an Erotic Aneurysm whilst sitting on the lavatory
A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"
Wrapping one self up like a mummy and having intercourse with the opposite or same sex.
Man I seen this erotic mummification porno last night and it made me want to shit on my mother's chest.