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A soical working religious nut from the outback of australia, who poses as a farmer or clerical figure to demand respect and sympathy from his service users
"I am father michael, bless you my child"
when lady luck isn't there to get you through your day, sometimes you have to rely on more than just her. that's where Father Skill comes in. More than just luck, the Father is the almighty power that comes from the legendary lands of Skilldom. Do you have what it takes to summon him? HELL YEAH!
A: Dude. that fucking pingpong ball almost got destroyed.
B: I think that was lady luck on our side!!
A: Fuck you man, that was definitely Father Skill.
B: Holy shit, man. Holy. Shit.
A Walrus looking man from amsterdam who resides in the greenhouse coffee shop.
A submission hold delivered with authority in the name of dominance. A career ending ruthlessly aggressive wrestling hold.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
...all the sinners would behave at the thought of father nelson
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Decadent, self-loathing, sterilized, mentally deranged liberal that prefers raising other men's children, preferably ethnic ones.
Shib: Look at that man and all those children, looks like a rainbow family.
Zad: He is what you call a Cuck Father. Those kids suggest that Darnell, Satvinder, Yin, Jose Lopez Caminero, and Yaya Makatunde have all inseminated his wife.
Sib: Damn son, this is some sick shit.
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An elderly pervert dressed in tight jeans, jean jacket and cowboy boots who frequents strip clubs and shopping malls
An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack
A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers
An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation
"Look at that Old Goat hitting on those chicks!!"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"
"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"
"Must be a Father Neil"
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A very funny IRISH (Ireland is not in the UK) absurdist/surrealist comedy about 3 priests practicing on an extremely remote island off the coast of Ireland.
Father Ted Crilly is fairly apathetic priest, more interested in TV and movies than religion. His dream is to practice in LA. He misses out on this opportunity.
Father Dougal McGuire is an idiotic, dim-witted young priest who is pathetic yet likeable. He mixes up situation very easily.
Father Jack Hackett is a scruffy, dirty, violent, mean, old alcoholic who takes joy out of abusing the other two priests. He has: hit Ted with a brick, clamped Ted's nipples with clothespegs, run over Ted with Ted's own car, etc.
The series is available in most stores, even in the US (It was last year, at least). It's the funniest thing ever.
Ted: We need some place to stay for the weekend
Dougal: What about Mewengwe? His parents are away and he has satellite!
Ted: Dougal, he lives in Ethiopia.
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