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A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom
Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.
Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.
Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.
Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.
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Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.
"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."
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A dominican and nothing else. They are called this because they come to The United States of America by floating on doors....
The bitch from the titanic was a dominican and thats the only way she was able to float on tha wooden door so that is why it is a racist term and it is used as "Your a fuckin door floater."
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A shot in basketball where a smaller offensive player floats the basketball over taller defenders who swat helplessly at air attempting to block it. Also known as a teardrop or floater, the term was coined by La Salle guard Tyrone Garland, who honed the craft of this shot as a youth on the rugged streets of Southwest Philly. He ended Ole Miss's Sweet Sixteen dreams by dropping the SW Philly Floater on them for a game winner in the 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament, making him an instant Philly hoops legend.
OH SNAP! LA SALLE JUST MADE THE SWEET 16! TY GARLAND DROPPED THE SOUTHWEST PHILLY FLOATER ON 'EM! MARSHALL HENDERSON AIN'T GOT S$*% ON US!!
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A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.
"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"
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An extra shoot of liquor on top of his/her cocktail
She asked for a betty Ford floater over her Margarita
a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..
Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !