troll science

Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.

Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.

Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?

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Science bathroom

A bathroom in which sluts give bastards blowjobs. This occurs in the bathroom outside the science classroom. These blowjobs can often turn into other things!

Did you here they had a science bathroom.

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brain science

Noun

A portmantaeu or blend compound noun denoting general srudy of the brain and how it functions. The word is usually employed as an alternative to "rocket surgery."

"Opening blister packs of refrigerated lunch meat has always been brain science for the average Joe."

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Christian science

1) (n.) An oxymoron or paradox.

2) (n.) A subject studied by a people who don't believe in the subject.

That Christian science reminds me of the software title "Microsoft Works."

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Popeular science

Pseudo scientific positions that sacrifice objectivity in order to support orthodox catholic beliefs.

The distinction between evolution and macroevolution is almost pure popeular science.

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The Science of Sleep

A movie about a guy, Stephane, who comes to France to visit his mom, because his dad just died. Stephane has been mixing up reality, and dream world up since he was a kid, and sees a lot of things in his life as fantasy, or thinks he's still dreaming sometimes, which gets in the way of his new romance with his temporary next-door-neighbor,Stephanie.

The Science of Sleep is my favorite movie

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science faction

refers to:
(1) Actual scientific discoveries or inventions that are so hard to believe as to be commonly mistaken for science fiction.

(2) A speculative technological discovery or invention specifically referred to in past science fiction writing that has since become true.

Apparently an invisibility cloak has become science faction as military scientists have discovered a reflective material that can bend light around a subject making the subject effectively invisible.

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