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Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.
"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.
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Ethan is a very reliable friend. He plays baseball and is very smart, even though he doesn’t show it. He has a great sense of humor and if you get to know him he will share anything with you. He likes to take other peoples advice before he does anything. Ethan is very humble and makes friends with almost anyone. He is very likable and according to any girl he is one of the cutest guys around. He really is a good friend and would never share anything important or go behind your back on purpose. (Maybe on accident.) He is a very silly person and can make almost anyone laugh. If you get to know Ethan well enough, he will become one of your best friends if not your greatest friend.
Ethan Stanley is a great friend and is super reliable.
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The act of holding a female above your head in Stanley Cup fashion after engaging in intercourse with her. After NHL players win the Stanley Cup, each player holds and kisses The Cup in a specific, triumphant manor. This may be achieved by inserting your left middle and ring finger into the female's mouth, inserting your right middle and ring finger into her vagina, hoisting her above your head, lowering her to your mouth and kissing her stomach.
Origin: University of Delaware, 2011
"Bro, I just Stanley Cupped that tiny bitch."
"Bro, I just Stanley Cupped that huge bitch."
"I felt like a winner after Stanley Cupping that bitch."
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Best place in the world, mostly vacation town, wish i lived there, i bet they have some sick parties witht he beach and all, in ontario.
Me: Hey, you wanna go to port stanley for the day?
You: Only if we can get some mackies fries and orangeaid!
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A very creamy warm up stretch created by Stan Parker. Done by bending your body into an 'S', first one way and then the other. The stretch is always counteracted by touching toes and holding it. This is one of the easiest ways to stretch your back. When your back hurts, try a Stanley S. Stan Parker approved; Harriet Parker used!
Stan: Hey honey, are you sore? Does your back hurt again?
Bryant: Yes. My back does hurt. I think I slept on it wrong.
Stan: Well, no problem. I know how to fix that. Here, let's do a Stanley S. (he bends himself into an S) Easy, now. There you go. This feels creamy, doesn't it?
Bryant: Yeah, it does feel good. This is one of the nicest stretches.
Stan: Now, reverse the bend. S your body the other way. See, like this. (he forms a reverse S with his body) See, like that! Now, hold that for a few seconds and then touch your toes. Easy, right?
Rabbit: What's that? I haven't tried it. Can you show me? I want to learn how. You know, I'm stiff.
Stan: Sure! Just make an S with your body. First one way. (he shows her the Stanley S) And then the other way. And then you touch your toes at the end.
Rabbit: (tries the Stanley S) Wow! Great stretch Stanley. I oughta try this everyday!
Stan: Well, about ten of those everyday and your back will get the best stretch in the world. Its nothing less than the Stanley S!
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when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV
"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."
"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
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Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.
My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!
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