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A Scottish slang adjective to describe someone who is out of their face drunk.
Anne: I drank sooo much last night!
Jenny: Aye, you were the steemer of the group!
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When your kid shits in your friends pool
My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.
When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.
You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.
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Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.
My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!
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When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.
I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.
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Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.
Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude
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When a man has steaming diarrhea on a girls chest and then procedes to tittyfuck her.
That horny bitch let me give her a Chicago Steemer
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