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The tiny creatures that knit your grundle fur to your ballsack hair when you're seated. When you stand the hair rips apart. Ouch!!!
Whilst watching the football game the grundle gnomes visited me, and now both grundle and bag are sore.
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The space between the bed and the wall, or any awkward empty space where things get lost.
Dude, K-Bear slept in my bed last night but I barely noticed because she was wedged in the gnome hole!
a crack gnome is a slut addicted to acid usually named maddie
isaiah: hey have you seen how high maddie is shes such a slut
amber: yeah shes such a crack gnome
A small, mythical creature who lives inside the vagina
i heard tina had a pussy gnome
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An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.
Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."
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Dome (oral sex) so good its magical, like a Gnome. Gnome rhymes with dome so thats why its used. Its a magical experience to recieve gnome dome, one that few rarely experience.
Otter: I gotta get that Gnome Dome
Nick: Wtf are you talkin' about
Otter: Dome so good its magical
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little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.
Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night
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