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When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!
I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.
a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally sports highlights of many different colors.
look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.
A DA or ducks ass haircut, was popular in the 50's when guys greased up their hair and combed it straight back on both sides, producing a distinct rudder like effect in the rear.
Clyde is rocking a real old time DA haircut.
Someone who gets a haircut and acts brand new.
Y’all seen haircut Eric he acting like white girls twerking on him doesn’t get his blood boiling.
The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.
" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "
" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "
When you rip out a clump of a bitches hair out in a fight
I had too much to drink and when I woke up I realized I somebody had given me an Italian haircut.