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When you do your best to work for a cause, but accidentally destroy the whole thing.
Origin: Mark Hankinson director of the MFHA describing trail hunting as a smokescreen for foxhunting during a webinar that was leaked by the hunt saboteurs association.
Sab 1: "Did you see that the terrierman was filmed last week releasing a fox from an artificial earth?"
Sab 2: "yes he was doing a hanky"
the poop left over in your toilet
when I went to Taco Bell, the restroom had lots of hanky danky.
A Hanky that has some gritty substance in it.
"Hey, Jim, I found your Sandy Hanky in the bathroom last night."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."
When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
To plug one nostril close mouth and blow out the other, see "snot rocket"
So I'm waiting for the bus and the guy next to used his Brooklyn hanky way to close to me.
A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney
“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”