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Valid only if you are a parent. This refers to the extra days off an employee gets due to sick child, parent/teacher conferences, school plays, etc.
Paul: Have you seen Janice today?
Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.
Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!
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Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.
Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.
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When an Indian woman, who is arranged for marriage, decides to forget she's engaged and have a NSA- usually with white guys.
Yes, but this is my holiday in Goa. So I'm up for sleeping around for the next three weeks until I get married- no strings attached.
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A slut or prostitute who exclusively has sex with people on Christmas.
I love Nancey she is such a holiday whore.
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Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).
2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.
3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
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Holiday Ass is the anomaly that occurs when everyone comes home for holiday breaks and hooks up with the same person. This is not an ongoing relationship, but is a no-strings attached hookup that occurs between two people who have in the past had latent sexual energy building since they were in 4th grade together.
This Christmas, I wonder how much holiday ass I will get- either it will be with my high school crush or my tenth grade teaching assistant....
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The lazy act of not shaving while you are on a holiday. This can be a trip abroad or a break from work/school.
"Hey man, ur dads grown an awesome holiday beard."
"I know yer, he's so lazy"
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