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A hunk is strong. A hunk is sexy, smooth, muscular, confident, brave, able to overcome any obstacle. But above all, a hunk is taller than Daniel f*cking Henry.
When a gay British vampire is about to start kicking really fast with his punchy ghost or is about to hit you with a road sign
Goodbye,(your name)! HUNK
HUNK MUDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA MUDA!
Adj- Someone who walks around with a tank top in hopes of showing off their muscles to acquire females.
Girl 1: Omg that guy over there is such a hunk! Look at his big muscles and his handsome tan! I want to be his baby momma !
Girl 2: Wow you are so right girllll he’s such a hunk. He also has a twin brother, lets go see if those hunks want to take us out and have a foursome!
A hunk is strong a hunk is sexy smooth muscular and confident so basically a Matthew 😭🥺🥺
Fan mail sent to a beautiful person.
The actor receives hundreds of pieces of hunk mail each day.
When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.
*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*
"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."
*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*
"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"
Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?